Wild at Heart

bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:54:34 -0400

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

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churstopher: accionormality: bennetanddarcy: declaration-of-in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:53:19 -0400

churstopher:

accionormality:

bennetanddarcy:

declaration-of-indesupendence:

I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.

omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry

its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’

^

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:09 -0400

One day I am going to wake up, roll over on my side, and kiss the love of my life good morning.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:50:22 -0400

get-in-loser-were-going-moshing: deanisanactualprincess: halfha...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:48 -0400

get-in-loser-were-going-moshing:

deanisanactualprincess:

halfhalfling:

Why do I love Crowley?

i really want to know what the prop department wrote on there i mean for all we know it could say balls a thousand times

i hope it says balls a thousand times

opinionatedlez: Here are some awesome and empowering quotes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:27 -0400

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

hippyjamfest: “I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:47:47 -0400

hippyjamfest:

“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:57 -0400

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:50 -0400

doesithurtverymuchtodie: youcrashquims: madgastronomer: gothic...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:32 -0400

doesithurtverymuchtodie:

youcrashquims:

madgastronomer:

gothiccharmschool:

Sir Christopher Lee, more fantastic than all of us. ALL OF US.

Performed in a metal opera as Charlemagne.

Schooled director of original and only worthwhile Wicker Man about ancient Druidic practices.

And he’s Saruman.

theboywhofangirled: falkner: someone bought an entire page of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:31 -0400

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:28 -0400

ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:40:44 -0400

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????

most accurate post on tumblr

turnoversfordessert: NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:46 -0400

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:36:47 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:35:14 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

meladoodle: do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:34:24 -0400

meladoodle:

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

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